After watching America run shit against Canada in the Olympics/write the last post, I have decided to talk about my love for the land of the free and the home of the brave, otherwise known as the Promised Land (I don't know what the fuck the jews are talking about this is the real promised land.) Nothing makes me more angry then some low life immigrant talking about how much they love their old country and how everybody else hates America. Well if you don't love it here, get the fuck out, I know I don't want you here and neither does George Washington, the greatest war leader to walk the earth. And since he was the greatest leader on earth, that makes America the greatest country on earth, which gives us the right to do whatever we fucking feel like with it. The idea that America's pollution is destroying the ozone layer faster then all other countries is about as true as the children's' stories I used to read, and if you can prove to me that Humpty Dumpty, the fucking egg, actually fell off that wall, then I might even listen to you. Global warming means summer, and if you don't want to be able to go to the beach year round then I would go as far as saying you hate America. You deserve to be locked up in Guantanamo Bay with the rest of the fucking arabs who hate America, therefore who also hate summer. Don't forget that the larger the carbon footprint, the longer we will be remembered for, and I sure as hell don't want to end up like Mark Hamill (Luke Skywalker, what the fuck happened to him, I know).
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