Hip-Hop artist Tinchy Stryder is looking to be the first positive thing to come out of Britain since The Beatles, and I think they were the only good thing to ever emerge from that shit hole of a country. I still cannot figure out how England could possibly manage to be so bad, and if it wasn't for Premier League play and
Strawberry Fields Forever, which I am yet to figure out what the fuck they are singing about, I would not even consider it a nation at all. It is sorta amusing how much better America is, and we Americans should take every opportunity to tell those English bastards. If you happen to see a English guy walking, keep in mind he's probably drunk because all brits are lightweight pussies, bombard him with insults as personal as possible. Everybody knows the English have the worst set of teeth, so inform him that America has far superior technology and had invented the braces. Don't worry if he doesn't know what your talking about, they are the dumbest people alive, it's not your fault. You put him in his place, advantage America.
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