I don't really know what it is about this song, but it brings me back to the good old days, where people actually thought that dude Fonzie was a cool guy, now I would hardly even consider him a legitimate human being. Anyone who fucking thinks the thumbs up is that cool a gesture is surely mistaken, luckily Rocket Power learned from the mistake and invented the
Woogity Woogity, fucking genius. And that isn't even the best of it, shoobie is an insult everybody should have in their arsenal, you don't have to know what it means, just tell people it's the cool way to say faggot. Back to the glory days, aka 1960-1685 (roughly), this was what most historians would consider America's Golden Age. It all began when Neil Diamonds uttered those words Sweet Caroline, and we fucking took off from there. I would give just as much credit to whoever inserted the dun dun dun and so good, so good, so good in the chorus, because that's what really gets everybody into it, I get jacked out of my mind just thinking about it (a quote from Fred Claus, a great fucking movie.) Old people talk about how bad of times these decades were, but any time you can get fucked up on acid with all your buds and know that it doesn't matter because all the cops in the station you just drove by are also probably getting fucked up, you've hit the jackpot. Add that to the introduction of Monday Night Football, what more could you ask for. Sure Vietnam probably fucking sucked, but I didn't have to deal with it so I don't give a shit. We are the smart ones, coming after the shitstorm and yet still experiencing the times by embracing all the the good things that came out of it. Fucking rock and roll.
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