Though I may not be a fan of Lil Wayne, I know the large majority of the white, private school kids of the world still praise him because, as I have said, white people think everything black people do is cool. So here it is, the newest Carter Chronicles, your probably getting amped at this point because you favorite black person in the world aka Weezy has released yet another incoherent mixtape that you can blast in your car so everybody looks at you, fucking sluts. Forget about that, there are more important matters to be discussed, the fucking Mennen Cup. Now if you don't know what the Mennen Cup is then go turn on your TV and watch Women's PBA bowling you pussy, because you don't belong here. After the '09 boys brought us the Cup last year, we have all been thirsting for another taste. But this year we knew it wouldn't come easy, we would have to be even more obnoxious and inappropriate then in years past. Do I care that the ref could potentially penalize us if I make an inappropriate comment directed at him? No, so I'm gonna tell him that he has ED, because I don't give a fuck and it's his fault he can't get it up. His wife is probably on youporn fucking Lex Steele because her joke of a husband can't get lead in his pencil. Fucking loser. But it's not just about insults, chanting is one of the greatest inventions known to man. Chanting at an opposing playing that "Your a PUSSY" is sure to turn heads, and probably embarrass him a bit. Since we all know fans can't be on the ice to throw a right hook at #21 who looks like he wants to toss a Crimson puck players salad, the second best thing to do is yell at him. We all know this same kid loves to go mud-sliding with that Puerto Rican creep who mows his lawn, so fucking tell him. Another fucking loser, game over, you win.
i heard that the whole morris knolls hockey team went home sunday night and watched womens pba bowling
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